Wanted: A Job

After one watches episodes of Friends for four hours, one starts to reexamine one's life. Here's my day thus far...wake up at 9:45, eat breakfast whilst watching Friends, take a shower, make macaroni and cheese for lunch and eat said lunch whilst watching Friends for the next 3 hours. At one point I got up to do something constructive, make brownies. This plan was foiled, though, when I found that the eggs we had in our fridge expired last month. Maybe I should clean out our fridge; although, I'm not sure I'm ready to face that science project. I think I'll go read a book, which will undoubtedly result in me taking a nap.