Heard in the last week from various students (directed towards me & my self-esteem):
"Mrs. Parker, you look pregnant in that sweater."
"Mrs. Parker, are you sure you're not pregnant?"
"That's an interesting shirt, Mrs. Parker."
"What's up with your hair?"
"Is that a zit?"
"It's just that your stomach sticks out...that's why I'm asking."
"It stinks in here."
"You look tired."
"Are you PMSing?"
And just so you don't think I never hear positive comments...(said to me after I was sick on Friday (not from morning sickness!!)
"Mrs. Parker, don't get sick again; we missed you."
You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both.