A Dialogue Between Winter and Spring

Presenting: A Dialogue Between Winter and Spring
(as imagined by me)

Spring: Okay, I'm here...give me a rundown. What am I looking at?

Winter: Oh, here she is...the one they love...Miss Priss...well, I'm not done here...so BACK OFF!!

Spring: Winter, we go through this every year. You've got to let go. Can't you see how miserable they are.

Winter: Ungrateful little..."Oh, Winter, we love you until Christmas" and then it's like, "okay that's enough" Where's the love?

Spring: I know...I know...but you've got to move on...it's time. It could be worse...you could be Summer. I still don't think they've forgiven him for Hurricane Katrina.

Winter: Whatever. Think they can wish me away that easily...well, I'll show them...I'm going out with a bang.

Spring: *sigh* Here we go...every year...it's the same with you.

Winter: And every year I love how much it makes them miserable.

Spring: Fine, have at it...you know I'm going to get so much crap for this.

Winter: Okay...see you next year...SUCKAS!!!

...aaaannd SCENE.